phaedie (phaedie) wrote,

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i have now eaten five boxes of mandarins, one bag and only had one rotten mandarin
i have a secret technique for getting the best box
all those fuckers who pick and sort through the boxes or any kind of fruit get on my nerves
especially the prepackaged stuff
hello it's in a box for a reason?
it's rude, it's wrong and it wastes my time waiting for them to get out of my way to perform my technique
i take the box that is underneath four other boxes
mebbe even the second to bottom box
check the handle to see if it's been opened or not
then firmly grasp it picking up with legs not back and buy the fucking thing
my method works and i've prolly eaten more mandarins in this season only than most adults i know
Tags: ffs, food, yaye me

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