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You Are Old, Father William

Lewis Carroll

"You are old, Father william," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
Do you think, at your age, it is right?

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."

"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And you have grown must uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned back a somersault in at the door--
Pray, what is the reason of that?"

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his gray locks,
"I kep all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment--one shilling a box--
Allow me to sell you a couple."

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak--
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."

"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
That your eyes was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--
What made you so awfully clever?"

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father; "don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!"

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suburban_gypsy
Dec. 13th, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
I love that poem. I made a diarama of the scene where he balances an eel on his nose back in 5th grade. :3
suburban_gypsy
Dec. 13th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
And unrelated, but I glanced to your links as I was posting and read fussy parts as pussy farts.
phaedie
Dec. 13th, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
^^ that was the idea, play on words and all.
too bad the sites gone it was sorta clever.
dioramas rock btw.
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