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Jan. 3rd, 2006

i have now eaten five boxes of mandarins, one bag and only had one rotten mandarin
i have a secret technique for getting the best box
all those fuckers who pick and sort through the boxes or any kind of fruit get on my nerves
especially the prepackaged stuff
hello it's in a box for a reason?
it's rude, it's wrong and it wastes my time waiting for them to get out of my way to perform my technique
i take the box that is underneath four other boxes
mebbe even the second to bottom box
check the handle to see if it's been opened or not
then firmly grasp it picking up with legs not back and buy the fucking thing
my method works and i've prolly eaten more mandarins in this season only than most adults i know

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woodoo24
Jan. 4th, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)
Wow! How big are these boxes? That sounds like a whole heckvalota oranges. I should go get some tomorrow. I'll try your orange picking technique.
phaedie
Jan. 4th, 2006 09:32 am (UTC)
five pounds, not really that heavy, i was being silly.
but it is a heckovalota oranges.
what can i say? when i really like something i like it a lot. :)
sacramentalist
Jan. 4th, 2006 09:59 am (UTC)
I don't eat mandarins. I am a bad Canadian.

But your music is great!
phaedie
Jan. 4th, 2006 11:21 am (UTC)
is it canadian to eat mandarins?
i don't like beer or hockey or bacon so much, glad to be candium in some way. :)
i find that particular piece really calming.
it's my go take a bath music.
sharya
Jan. 4th, 2006 02:16 pm (UTC)
Yum... I'm now craving oranges!
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